Tue, 18 Jun 2013 14:24:38 -0800WeeblyThu, 21 Mar 2013 03:40:46 GMThttp://www.theurlyouwishyouhad.com/31/post/2013/03/wish-upon-a-star.htmlI Made a wish upon a Star a couple nights ago. Today a small rock fell from the
sky and the note attached said, LMAO...NO!]]>Fri, 22 Feb 2013 14:15:40 GMThttp://www.theurlyouwishyouhad.com/31/post/2013/02/a-genius.htmlWhenever you feel like a genius, remember there was a time in your life when you were learning to not crap your pants.
]]>Fri, 22 Feb 2013 14:10:02 GMThttp://www.theurlyouwishyouhad.com/31/post/2013/02/gas-prices.htmlI fart, because it's the only gas I can afford.
]]>Fri, 22 Feb 2013 14:08:28 GMThttp://www.theurlyouwishyouhad.com/31/post/2013/02/kindergarten.htmlA police officer came up to me yesterday and said, "Where were you between four and six?" I said, "Kindergarten."
]]>Fri, 22 Feb 2013 14:06:39 GMThttp://www.theurlyouwishyouhad.com/31/post/2013/02/workers-wanted.html.....wants you to know that you don't have to be crazy to work where she works. They train you.
]]>Fri, 22 Feb 2013 14:05:13 GMThttp://www.theurlyouwishyouhad.com/31/post/2013/02/snaccident.htmlI didn't mean to gain all this weight; it happened by snaccident.
]]>Fri, 22 Feb 2013 14:03:41 GMThttp://www.theurlyouwishyouhad.com/31/post/2013/02/my-secret-fanasy.htmlMy secret fantasy is to have two men at the same time, one cooking and one cleaning.
]]>Fri, 22 Feb 2013 13:59:00 GMThttp://www.theurlyouwishyouhad.com/31/post/2013/02/chillin-with-jesus.htmlWhen I die, I want somebody to change my status to "Chilling with Jesus" and change my Occupation to "Haunting All of You" 
]]>Fri, 22 Feb 2013 13:52:38 GMThttp://www.theurlyouwishyouhad.com/31/post/2013/02/the-meaning-of-life.html....has figured out the meaning of life and for a small one time fee of $59.99 I will let you in on the secret!
]]>Fri, 22 Feb 2013 13:51:33 GMThttp://www.theurlyouwishyouhad.com/31/post/2013/02/illegal-aliens.htmlasked if there are too many Illegal Aliens in the U.S. , 17% Said Yes, 22% Said No, The Other 61% said, "I no speaka English."
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