What does it take to get a sweet 80-year-old lady to say the F word? Get
another sweet little 80-year-old lady to yell *BINGO*!
another sweet little 80-year-old lady to yell *BINGO*!
A guy goes to a psychiatrist. "Doc, I keep having these alternating recurring dreams. First I'm a teepee, then I'm a wigwam, then I'm a teepee, then I'm a wigwam. It's driving me crazy. What's wrong with me?" The doctor replies, "It's very simple. You're two tents." A hole has been found in the nudist camp wall. The police are looking into it. A Chinese couple gives birth to a white baby... they name Sum ting Wong! Bugs have very diverse religious views, because they are all in sects. How did Burger King get Dairy Queen Pregnant? He forgot to wrap his whopper. She owned three french-fry factories, but to her it was just small potatoes A blond was getting ready to eat some cheerios, she opens the box and says, OMG DONUT SEEDS! |
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